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UndeadShaman

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UndeadShaman

Bullets Like trilogies

Posted by UndeadShaman Jul. 6, 2009 @ 3:05 AM EDT

Hello I want to say i hate you all

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I am Dead

Posted by UndeadShaman Mar. 25, 2009 @ 5:26 AM EDT

Ok I am dead so bye. So heres something to chew on like its lunch time.

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Still wish you was here

Posted by UndeadShaman Jan. 30, 2009 @ 4:24 PM EST

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Thanks to my rhyme inventin', i've ascended to the heavens.
Did I fail to mention, got more ice than march of penguins?
I'm rich; I make the poor people cry
and I bet it all black because it can't be denied.
I'm in debt... but we'll worry about that later.
Let me show you the crib, the pool, and the elevator.
Ben Grim is my trainer, Ben Sherman is my tailor,
diamond encrusted inhaler just in case I get the vapors.
Like Mead, I'm makin' paper but I aint spiral bound
as in downward, ain't a coward when I'm schoolin' these clowns.
Leave 'em foolish and droolin' like they come down with the downs.
Swan divin' like i'm Scrooge into a pool full of pounds.

Black plastic; yeah, know you gotta have it.
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic.
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic.
Don't care, don't dare me to blast, kid!
Black plastic, know you gotta have it.
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic.
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic.
Don't care, don't dare me to blast, kid!

You've seen the heliport, let's go check out my rides.
This is a Lamborgini Porsche, it's a one of kind.
It's like the batmobile with a McDonald's inside.
Sit in the comfort of your garage, inhale a burger and fries.
As for clothes, man, you knows I be pimpin' them coats.
Dolce and Gabbana, Prada - yeah, I guess that's dope
but, yo, I bought the vatican, I cold own the pope,
make him lock and pop with a pope remote.
Ben and Jerry's in the kitchen and I mean the two guys.
They're makin me a sundae called the mc Surprise.
I feed it to my dogs 'cause I'm watchin' my size,
then I tell them hippies bolt because I'm fuckin' tonight!
Yeah, I got a harem; welcome to the Virgin Zone.
Snuck 'em out of Muslim Heaven like I'm Indiana Jones.
Like the Himalayan Hulk, you may think I'm all alone,
but I got a bag a bitches and they're beggin to bone!

Black plastic; yeah, know you gotta have it.
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic.
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic.
Don't care, don't dare me to blast, kid!
Black plastic, know you gotta have it.
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic.
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic.
Don't care, don't dare me to blast, kid!

Roller coaster in the back yard... SHO' NUFF!
Five drops and a cave part... SHO' NUFF!
People starvin' in my home town... SHO' NUFF!
Fuck 'em, I got gold now!
("Show-off!")

Black plastic; yeah, know you gotta have it.
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic.
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic.
Don't care, don't dare me to blast kid!
Black plastic, know you gotta have it.
Blaze in the back, my motorcade stops traffic.
Black plastic, debts gettin' drastic.
Don't care, don't dare me to blast kid!

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Updated: 01/30/09 4:38 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Wish you was here

Posted by UndeadShaman Jan. 28, 2009 @ 11:11 PM EST

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Only hang with chicks that got more twist then Oliver
To all the lovely ladies that like to jiggle like jello man
Bigger booty, small waste, put em' in a small place

Lastly these are the lyrics to the Video its called EverGreen
If ya have a hard time understanding him I like his message I have song on another Post that Video is called EveryWhere if ya wondering.
On the first day of Christmas my dealer gave to me
A bag of shrooms and some LSD
We snuck into the park to steal some Christmas trees
But the cops pulled up and asked us nicely to leave
We're all fucked up on Smirnoff eggnog
We crunch on candy canes and rev up all our chainsaws
You give us 30 and we'll tie it up at no extra cost
We'll take that 30 and spend it on pot
We're not too bright we flunk all of our classes
Get in fights getting drunk coz we're bad kids
Our dads call us bastards mom's always plastered
We're the closest thing to suburban gangsters
Cold air's what we breathe
Our vests have no sleeves
It's hard to haul trees in subzero degrees
We smell like evergreens

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy

Even though my nose is runny get the honey's coz I'm money
But I never get laid can't find my way into long undies
I don't trip, just dip, listen to country
With my piss I write my name because I think it's funny
I'm so into this deciduous lifestyle
You see dead tree and I see a cash cow
I never bargain and I never back down
Put your back seat down and I'll take your ass to tree town
Your daughter's giving me the eye
So I am giving her a ride
I'll put up the tree myself and put up all the lights
As long as I get all up in her tights

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
And some mistletoe all up in this piece
Maybe a girl that's free of disease
And while I'm thinking, throw in a couple of G's yeah
I want my snowmobile treads to be fixed
I want a ho who doesn't mind my snowsuit doesn't fit
I'm just a hayseed selling trees to break trees
Know your daddy hates me it's driving you crazy

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Updated: 01/29/09 8:06 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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This me this who I want to be

Posted by UndeadShaman Jan. 21, 2009 @ 3:44 PM EST

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Hey do you play a priest well these video is for you.

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Updated: 01/21/09 4:37 PM 4 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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I have nothing to say

Posted by UndeadShaman Jan. 16, 2009 @ 4:08 PM EST

OK Fuck You. But if Ya like me you like reese maybe you have heard of this song.Reese Piece

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Updated: 01/17/09 5:20 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Hello Its me again

Posted by UndeadShaman Jan. 7, 2009 @ 3:47 PM EST

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I am so tired of people saying rap is whack to all to people. I say fuck you to all of you and yes you you know who you are. First all rap sucks to you because you people listen to toomuch mainstream rap music like Soujaboy or 50cent or LilJon(But hey I have too admitted songs are catchy catcy like malaria or Lyme Disease). Try listening to oldskool shit like Tupac or RunDmc or PublicEnemy back when rap was good. I also love metal and rocknroll too .
I just saying please give an hot teaspoon of your opinons. Fyi free to comment on the picture below please and yes I like hentai so what. Next time I will touch on StarWars Freaks.

Updated: 01/10/09 4:19 AM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
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Hello it too lates

Posted by UndeadShaman Jan. 4, 2009 @ 4:05 AM EST

I hope your fucking happy

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Updated: 01/04/09 4:35 AM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!